You might be a UU if…

You might be a UU if . . .

  • you are unsure about the gender of God.
  • you think the Holy Trinity is “reduce, reuse and recycle.”
  • you study the “ten suggestions” instead of the “Ten Commandments.”
  • the only time “Jesus” is mentioned at church is when someone trips or stubs a toe.
  • you think a Holy day of Obligation is your turn to do coffee.
  • you get mail from committees you didn’t know you were on.